lawak arnab~

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir

 

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven

 

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.

 

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!

 

Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I have already one rabbit at home..

 

source: funonthenet

 

 

 

 

How to detect hidden camera in the toilet

Check with your handphone, make sure that your handphone can still make a call before you enter a restroom.

And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make a call out (this is due to the interference of fibre optic during implementation) , it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, so be very cautious ladies!!

PLS ALSO PASS THIS MAIL TO YOUR MOTHER, SISTER ,GIRL FRIENDS FOR ALL MALE !!!

carefull drive at night..

You can't clean away smashed eggs on the windscreen with the wiper and sprayed water
Please take notice of this.  
If you are driving at night and are attacked with eggs, do not operate  the wiper and spray any water.
Because eggs mixed with water become milky and block your vision up to 92.5%
Then you are forced to stop at the road side and become a victim of  robbers
This is a new technique used by robbers in Johor Bahru.
Please inform your friends and relatives.
Please take this seriously.

 

 

sharing is caring~

little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah' .

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. 



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wron g and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white

 
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'Th at's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead...


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE. God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples...

 

giler creative..

ini la jadiknye bile chef dah banyak sangat msae n tade keje..huk2..chumill giler...

tatau mau credit kat saper..forward email..hehe

strange trees

strange tree

 

 

 

 

 

underwater river...

xde la pulak dia cakap kat mana and how benda ni boley terbentuk..aku yang takjub terus up gambar ni di post ku..nak credit xde link sebab dari starnge world..

 

 

Kisah Punch Card

sumber - syok.org

PUNCH CARD --- korang biasa dengar dan tau benda nih kan? dan korang
biasa meminta kawan2 tolong punch kalo korang lewat sampai ofis kan? atau
kalo korang nak balik awal? alasan korang sebab takut dan tak nak punch card
tuh tulisan warna merah.. ye la nanti satu keje la pulak nak ngadap bos
then create alasan kenapa merah.. kalo ade alasan munasabah macam traffic
jam ke bole la kot.. tp kalo korang bangun lambat? takkan nak bg alasan tuh
kat bos kan? mesti bos marah.. tak pasal2 kena brain wash pepagi buta kat
opis..


TAPI korang tau tak risiko yang akan korang dapat kalo mintak tolong
punch card? bukan risiko kat diri korang je.. risiko skali kat kawan yang dah
baik ati tolong korang punch card tuh.. kesian kawan tuh..

Kawan aku -- Ali (bukan nama sebenar) lewat datang keje... then minta la
Amat (bukan nama sebenar) punch kan.. then Amat tolong la.. tup-tup on
da way nak sampai opis tuh Ali accident.. mula-mula dia koma then 2 ari lepas
tuh dia meninggal dunia.. apa yang menyedihkan. . bila isteri Ali nak buat
tuntutan..banyak tuntutan tidak diluluskan.. macam nak buat pampasan ke
kuarkan KWSP ke apa2 la yg bole waris tuntut bila seseorang tuh meninggal.. korang
tau tak kenapa susah?? sebab dalam punch card tuh memBUKTIkan Ali berada
dalam opis pada waktu yang sama dia accident.. so opis nak luluskan pampasan
dan everything camana? opis bole luluskan JIKA ada sape2 yang mengaku dah
tolong Ali punch card.. Amat tak nak mengaku.. ye la.. kalo dia ngaku
dia mesti kena tindakan tatatertib kan? silap2 dia kena buang keje.. so smpi
skang pampasan tak dapat.. yang susah isteri Ali.. dah la tak bekerja then
anak dah ade 2 lak tuh.. nak kuarkan KWSP pon hadapi masalah yg sama..

Korang nak ke perkara yang sama berlaku kat diri korang dan kawan
korang? kalo la korang mintak punch then jadi pape kat korang tgh jalan sape
nak bertanggungjawab? for sure la kawan yang tolong punch card tuh tak nak
mengaku.. ye la kita dah tolong sat lagi kita yang kena tanggung?? kalo
kena denda je tak pe la.. sat lg siap kena buang keje mana mau cari
keje??? yang si kawan yang tolong tuh pulak mesti seumur idup akan rasa bersalah..
kalo accident just patah kaki je bole la lagi tak dikisahkan tapi kalo dah
melibatkan nyawa ni.. walaupon niat nak tolong tapi biar la mcm org tua
cakap.. buat baik berpada-pada. . jgn buat baik tak kira tempat.. nanti
susah kat sendiri.. so aku just nak mintak tolong kat korang sume..
jangan la buat keje nih lagi.. tolong fikir ajal maut kita tak tau.. mungkin kita
mati pas tuh dah tak de pape tanggungjawab. .. tapi org yg idup.. mcm keluarga
kita.. nak tuntut pape susah.. korang nak ke mcm tuh? mesti korang tak nak
famili korang susah kan? aku harap mulai sekarang.. kalo korang datang lewat
macamana sekalipon.. punch card la sendiri.. biarla bos marah sekali
pon.. tapi jangan menyusahkan diri org lain.. dan diri sendiri.. tolongla
diri sendiri dan kalo nak tolong kawan2 pon biar la kena tempatnya.. next
time..kalo korang rasa dah lewat tuh.. call la bos bg tau lewat sampai then
jumpa bos bila dah sampai.. kalo korang rasa nak balik awal lak.. mintak la
time off atau permission kuar awal dari bos.. atau minta jer la cuti
ke?..jangan la main kuar suka2 ati je..

p/s :- pas aku dgr cite tuh dari isteri Ali.. aku dah tak nak buat mcm
tuh lg.. sbb sebelom ni.. aku penah beberapa kali mintak tlg punch dan
beberapa kali tlg org punch.. aku rasa ngeri dgr cite tuh.. lg pon aku sempat
lawat arwah sebelum dikebumikan. . terasa macam.. ish ape yg dah aku buat..
rasa bersyukur sangat sbb sepanjang aku buat keje tuh.. aku tak terlibat
ngan pape accident dan org yg aku tlg tuh selamat sampai.. kalo aku pon kena

mcm tuh.. aku tak tau la apa jadi.. nangis air mata darah pon x guna lagi...

suke vs cinte

Di hadapan orang yang kita cinta,
hati kita akan berdegup kencang...
Tapi di depan orang yang kita suka,
hati kita akan gembira..

Di depan orang yang kita cinta,
musim sentiasa berbunga-bunga. ..
Di depan orang yang kita suka,
musim itu cuma berangin sahaja...


Jikalau kita lihat di dalam mata orang yang kita cinta,
kita akan kaku...
Tapi jikalau kita melihat ke dalam mata orang yang kita suka,
kita akan senyum...

Di depan orang yang kita cinta,
lidah kita kelu untuk berkata-kata. ..
Di depan orang yang kita suka,
lidah bebas berkata apa sahaja..

Di depan orang yang kita cinta,
kita menjadi malu...
Di depan orang yang kita suka,
kita akan tunjukkan imej yang sebenar....


Kita tidak boleh merenung mata orang yang kita cinta,
Tapi kita selalu merenung mata orang yang kita suka...

Bila orang yang kita cinta menangis,
kita akan turut menangis....
Bila orang yang kita suka menangis,
kita akan turut membuat dia gembira...

Perasaan cinta bermula dari mata,
Perasaan suka bermula dari telinga...
Jadi, jikalau kita berhenti menyukai seseorang yang kita suka...
Umpama kita membuang telinga kita
Tapi jika kita cuba menutup mata
Cinta berbuah menjadi airmata

Setiap orang yang akan mengalami ini dalam hidup mereka,
Cuma fikirkanlah bersama-sama siapa yang anda cinta...

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haha..
like this feeling..
suke..
bukan cinte..
no more heart feel..
xde jeles2...
seronok jek..
no stres cause i deserve the best...

bad driver..

Budget bley lepas r tuh..

Bijak umpama lembu..

Parking style baru..


Lbey kurang cm kat ats tu gak..

Dah blur nak buat apa..

Kes x menyempat nak balik rumah.

Boleh lak camni..

Bijak habes..

Siap buat muke bangga plak tu..(bukan dia y buat kot)

Helmet terbalik = pesen baru..

Just for fun..